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The More-Us Morass

Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Time was running out. He had a split second.
Sanity was running out. He had a split personality.
Blog beckoned.
So he wrote...



If a split second is a lot less than one second,
why is a split personality more than one personality?

-Stupidosaur.

"Hey...you...geroff! The place is mine!"
-Me
**Blitzkrieg leaves Stupidosaur dazed , for now**

"Gotta...get...credit....Push...off..human.....Hog..fame!...Be...gone...ze...self-driven biped!"
-Zombie
**Scuffle...Biff...Bam**

"Oh no you won't....I am still here"
-Me
**A push...long silence of the wind...then a distant thud**

"Buzz off doberMan. You got no tail! The credit is rightfully mine!"
-Stupidosaur.
**two feet with arched heels scurry off tucking the hypothetical tail between the legs**

(Stupidosaur, the all time favourite, finally wins!)
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4 comments :

Maryum said...

split second is called that cuz its one of the many parts od a second.. just like a split personality is one of the many personalities of ppl..
funny post.. loved it.. the winner deserved to win.. (loyalty bol rahi hai:))

Maryum said...

http://predictabilityofstupidity.blogspot.com/

see this..its funny

Stupidosaur said...

ya! It isss funny!
I think I'll blogroll it when I decide to click my lazy butts and update the blogroll

Ketan said...

Very, very funny! :)

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