Sanity was running out. He had a split personality.
Blog beckoned.
So he wrote...
If a split second is a lot less than one second,
why is a split personality more than one personality?
-Stupidosaur.
"Hey...you...geroff! The place is mine!"
-Me
**Blitzkrieg leaves Stupidosaur dazed , for now**
"Gotta...get...credit....Push...off..human.....Hog..fame!...Be...gone...ze...self-driven biped!"
-Zombie
**Scuffle...Biff...Bam**
"Oh no you won't....I am still here"
-Me
**A push...long silence of the wind...then a distant thud**
"Buzz off doberMan. You got no tail! The credit is rightfully mine!"
-Stupidosaur.
**two feet with arched heels scurry off tucking the hypothetical tail between the legs**
(Stupidosaur, the all time favourite, finally wins!)
split second is called that cuz its one of the many parts od a second.. just like a split personality is one of the many personalities of ppl..
ReplyDeletefunny post.. loved it.. the winner deserved to win.. (loyalty bol rahi hai:))
http://predictabilityofstupidity.blogspot.com/
ReplyDeletesee this..its funny
ya! It isss funny!
ReplyDeleteI think I'll blogroll it when I decide to click my lazy butts and update the blogroll
Very, very funny! :)
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