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Thats one 'Earthen' Pot Of A Planet!

Saturday, May 24, 2008
The Red Planet....
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Scientists think it once contained lots of water. They quote some very distinct and convincing features seen on its surface as evidence....

Hmm the planet had water eh? What about life then? The Scientists investigate.....

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It seems life too existed on the surface of the planet, before it was destroyed by some mysterious extra-planetary forces. Scientists labelled the destruction as "Hand of God" phenomenon.

But Maradona's fans all over the universe have severely protested to the use of the catch phrase "Hand of God" for anything non-Maradona. This controversy, and detailed analysis of the evidence led Scientists to relabel it as "Finger of God" phenomenon instead.
This discovery has also shaken up another hornet's nest back on Earth. Some factions are now of the opinion that humans directly evolved from such insect-like life from outer space. This is because the circulatory plasma found squished out of the dead alien resembles very closely to that of humans!
If this gets confirmed, it will be a severe blow to the theory that Himesh and Imran are the missing links in the human evolutionaty ladder.

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Getting over the initial disappointment of finding the last life form on the planet surface DOA (Dead on (their) Arrival) (or was it dead because of their arrival?), Scientists decide to investigate for life forms deeper in the belly of the planet.

And they did not have to work very hard for the prize. They discovered strange red coloured plant life in a crater so large that it was visible to the naked eye right from Earth.

Alas these last life forms from the belly of the planet are now gone into belly of a Non-planet!

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5 comments :

Maryum said...

due to sum stupid problem.. i can only see the first and the last pic of this post;...and the whole maza of the post has been ruined...khair.. never mind...

Maryum said...

:) this one is for the followup comments

Stupidosaur said...

here's the follow up comment :)

Maryum said...

how sweeet:D

Ketan said...

Yes, very sweet, indeed! The post, that is. Hope you don't hate me for reading all this. But I'm enjoying.

The post was indeed very creative!

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