Issue 0 of the magazine "My issues with life" Cover Story: "I was born"

First the daily/weekly/fortnightly/monthly/haphazardly magazine was going to start with Issue#1, but in writing it, I got carried away initially. So decide to dump it here and just link to it from other issues of the magazine. Its just like writing a reusable code that will be called from many programs of the computer appliction.

Some percentage of a century ago a Stupidosaur was born....
Neither of his parents were Stupidosaurs. Was he a mutant? He was a 'missing link' to a new species. Reverse missing link perhaps.

Later on he was going to wonder about that biggest event of his life as
"...Ek Parinda Hoey Sharminda...Tha woh nanga!
...Arrey issey toh andey ke andar...Tha woh changa!
...Soch raha hai bahar aakhir kyon nikla hai......
...Arrey chaddi pehen ke phool khila hai phool khila hai!"

vague translation:
(...the lil' bird blushes....cos its naked....
...wasn't it a lot better off inside the egg?..
...wonders why it ever broke out of it....
...the flower...born in its undies...)

Now thats not my original composition. Nor is it any classic song's lyrics. Its the hindi title song for the series 'Jungle Book' which played on TV some 10 years back. It describes Mowgli the jungle boy who roams aound naked in his undies.

Besides, it talks of a lil' birdie. Birdies evolved from Reptilies. And this lil' Reptilie is very evolved one. So I guess its close.

Again, I did write this post, kinda drawn from the feeling "Why the heck was I born". So "...Arrey issey toh andey ke andar...Tha woh changa!" applies.

Besides Mowgli grew up with Lomdi's (wolves) thinking he was one of them, but realising later on that he is something else.Stupidosaur too grew in the vicinity of biped mammals, but later on realised he was not one of them.

And (this point is purely based on 'Stupidosaur the reptile concept'. I have hair on the head as well as elswhere) just like the wolves called Mowgli the Frog because of his less hair, Stupidosaur would obviously have less hair than biped mammals.

So my birthday song/anthem is finalised then
"...Ek Parinda Hoey Sharminda...Tha woh nanga!
...Arrey issey toh andey ke andar...Tha woh changa!
...Soch raha hai bahar aakhir kyon nikla hai.........
Arrey chaddi pehen ke phool khila hai phool khila hai!"