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"I've got contacts!" So beware bully!

Sunday, July 13, 2008
The class bully approached the class wimpy nerd.
"Listen up bub! I'm gonna punch you in the eye!"
"Don't do that, else it will be really bad."
"And why not scumbag?"
"Cos I've got contacts"

The bully got a little scared and left him alone.
He did not realise that the class nerd was talking about his contact lenses, and how being punched in the eye would a really bad mess for himself because of the contact lenses


**This was an impromptu joke Stupidosaur made up when there was this 'team farewell party' our ex-Project Manager gave since he has moved out of the project . The P.M. donning the usual role of giving fundas on 'soft skills' uttered something about 'eye contact' with the waiter. This was of course promptly taken up by his supervisor, the Delivery Manager and converted into something like 'Look into my eyes' kinda 'romantic' thing with the waiter joke.

While everyone was guffawing over this, the internal feedback loops of Stupidosaur filtered in just the 'eye contact' part and added 'lenses' to it, with the above insignificant disastrous result.

And the climax of the afternoon was when the P.M. paid waiter the bill. He was given 20% 'corporate discount' on our 'company party' bill. The most notable about this, that sent additonal rounds of guffaws all around was that in the last party (which team gave the ex-PM) held at the same venue, we were given only 10% discount. The 'eye contact' seemed to have worked!**
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8 comments :

Urv said...

:D I will try it the next time I am cornered..

Maryum Javaid said...

kitne smart ho tum:D
and 20% discount is nice...

Solitaire said...

How stupidly funny.

ceedy said...

oh btw I forgot to tell you...I used your "saanp ceedy" comment for my latest post and credited you

ceedy said...

Rest later - aaram nahi

This is what I use - statcounter.com...not some proxy tennis player...

it has an option of being casper as I dont like all those buttons showing - maybe thats y it says chuppa hua

Stupidosaur said...

@urv

Yes urv,
When in Rome, do as Romans do.
So when in Rome, be Roman.
And when in corner (ie when cornered) be corny!

And do let me know if it helped you.

By the way do you have contacts? :)

@maryum
Hey I'll soon reply to your mail.
Dekh na blog bhi nahin kiya 2 din se. Busy.
By the way how was your trip?

@sol
How bitingly flattering :P :) ;) or what?

@ceedy
yes buddy, now you know that I know since I let you know :)

and I understood the following words from your second comment..
Rest
later
aaram
nahi
This
is
what
I
use
statcounter.com
not
some
proxy
tennis
player
it
has
an
option
of
being
casper
as
I
dont
like
all
those
buttons
showing
maybe
thats
y
it
says
chuppa
hua

However I did not understand the relation between most of these words :(. Something tells me thats not enough. Am I right?

Stupidosaur said...

Hey Maryum,

Itna heavy formal sounding id kyon bana diya?
'Maryum' was so nice.
Anyways, aapki marzi!

Its kinda funny how your second name is kinda related to the profession of the person whose first name it is

Java ID :)

Scribblers Inc said...

he he...I have something on the self same lines....temme how it is.

scribblers Inc.

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