The secret of pic 3 in the earlier post
Guess where I am?
The Struggly Duckling
When in crisis, be like a duck.
Calm on the surface, but paddling furiously underneath.
Stupid guy says...
That sounds great Mr. A Wise Guy, but what if because of the crisis you feel like a duck out of water? :P
Footnote:
Another Wise Guy, in a very wise phrase had mentioned 'fish out of water' or something.
But its the nature of Stupid guy to confuse it with 'duck out of water'.
WELL...WISH I knew what I am trying to say here
I have always wished ill and evil upon you at the wishing well"
-Your well wisher
[The story behind this quote:
As you know (In case you read my blog regularly :P), I am going through a bit of a crisis these days. Some ppl who had read about it on my blog wrote to my email id I have given on my blog. They said how they liked my blog, and would like to help me out of the crisis. Some of them had never even commented on my blog earlier, just the mail in response to my crisis post.
So the other day I was thinking about all this, and how the concept of pen-friends had got extended by Web 2.0 and so on. I felt good to have well-wishers in various part of the world. Ppl I never knew, in parts of the world I don't know.
So as is the nature of my associatively moronic mind, the phrase 'well wishers' stuck in my mind. Which made me think of wishing well. That gave rise to the concept or terminology of 'well wisher' as any person who would wish at a wishing well.
I wondered how ironic it would be if the 'well wisher' would octually be wishing something bad at the well. That gave rise to this pithy quote you see above, well suited for some traitor in a novel or movie. Sounds classic and ominous (at least to me ;) ]
Opposites attract
If I think I am not so good, I should improve myself!
prove X improve ?
Such odd possibilities of opposites attract me is all I meant in the post title ;)!
The Love Bug
Human1 said,"Human2, all I want is your unconditional love!"
So is Human1's love unconditional, or based on the condition of receiving "unconditional love"?
The Love bug I am talking about in the title is not the proverbial one that bites people. Its the bug (like in a computer program) I have just wondered about above.
Oops I did it again!
Now I just need to increase my speed 3 times the present speed, and then some more.
The nightmare of a dream
Q: If the only thing a person dreams of is his/her dream coming true, when can the person's dream be said to have come true?
A: When the dream comes true.
Q: Yeah but when can we say the dream has come true?
A: When the dream comes true!!
Q: That what I am asking! When can we say the person's dream has come true?
A: When the dream comes true!!!
Q: Argghhh! Thats what I am asking about. When.........
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Any way out of this mess ? :)
Happy Stupidosaur
Happy Diwali.
Happy Birthday.
Happy Navaratri.
Happy Independence day.
Happy Valentine's day.
Happy Happiness day. (Lets start one ;) )
Happy New Year.
I never knew these things/days/abstract concepts had feelings and one of them was "Happy" feeling. Even if they had feelings, what do I care?
Instead...
Why not wish...
Happy Stupidosaur!
Any day. Every day.
Makes more sense.
Simple geometry
P.S: Forget 2. Life mein filhaal koi point hi nahin hai :P
-Stupidosaur
Reptile
I have read capacity.
I have process capacity.
I have generate capacity.
No write capacity.
So nobody realises understand the first three.
So those gradually dying out.
Or so I
Reptile.
Emoticons are nice.
They bypass the handicap.
But whats virtual world anyways?
Virtual.
Exactly.
Poor Soul!
At the time this post is going for publishing, Google uncle is listing the previous one as the first search result in Google Blog Search for AS/400!
http://blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?hl=en&q=as400&btnG=Search%20Blogs
I'm gonna CICS your AS/400!!!
CICS = Customer Information Control System.
AS/400 = Older name for IBM iSeries medim size servers.
I just happen to type this nonsense while teaching myself CICS right now.
Actually right now I am learning CICS for IBM Mainframes platform, not AS/400.
I know nothing about AS/400.
The sentence is kinda war-cry I just invented to rev myself up to learn CICS ;) .
Must go back to study now.
Law of letters = Law of Life
H I S + H E R S = H E I R S
(Assuming H and S came from both , hence the combined colour!)
(This is an old thought of mine. But now I've grown old(er). Wonder if I can think such things now)
Goody Two-Shoes
"Every action has an equal and opposite reaction."
What the heck in the name of Holy Gravity! What am I supposed to do with a reaction?
If I have an Action, I need an equal and opposite Action (not reaction) to have a complete wearable pair!
Only having Left along with Right shoe is useful.
Only being Left with Right shoe is useless.
Its also useless if Left shoe is not the Right size.
Disclaimer:
Action Shoes has not paid me to put this post.
Nor do I voluntarily endorse Action shoes. In fact I don't even own a pair/
Nor do I have any personal or impersonal enemity with Newton uncle.
I wrote this post just like that.
Mujhey Bakwas Conduct Karna Bus Karna Chahiye!
Ek bus conductor ko do cheezein milney par khushi hoti hai
१) Chhutta
२) Chhutti
Hmm achhi jodi hai। Chalo 'Nach Baliye' ke agley bhag mein hissa lene bhijwate hain inhein ;)
Career and Growth
It has provided me ample opportunities to grow in every possible sphere.
All in all, I must say it has led to my all-round development.
Which, in short means, its high time this balooning being started hitting the gym again ;).
(I have grown considerably in the IT industry in the past one year.
It has provided me ample opporunities to grow in every possible sphere.
All in all, I must say it has led to my all-round development.)
Got it ? :)
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(OK OK my physical condition is not that bad, but I am definitely out of shape, and have started going to the company gym since last two days. So what if I am counting my last days here! )