Friend(?)2 : Arrey wah, tuney single player Kho-Kho invent kar di?!!!!
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Girl: I wonder why men drool over leggy females?
Guy: 'Leg'gy females? Aha I think I know! Its for the same reason why girls drool over 'hand'some males :P
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Said the Winner who was being felicitated with garlands:
"Nahin janab, mein yeh nahin le sakta. Mere guruji (coach) ne kaha tha, beta zindagi mein kabhi haar sweekar mat karna!"
People are at their wit's end trying to convince the dunce to accept the garland.
Just then his Guruji enters the scene.
"Lelo beta, lelo"
"Par Guruji aapne hi kaha tha...."
Guruji was quite familiar with the 'brain proteins got diverted to muscles' student of his. So this is how he convinced him to accept the garland
"Haan beta, par meine yeh bhi to kaha tha na, ki insaan ko haar se hi jeet ka mulya samajh mein aata hai. Lelo!"
tumhare jokes ki faltupane par i congratulate u
ReplyDeleteThank you! I take a bow ;)
ReplyDeleteohh man! lovely jokes... i m melting in happiness
ReplyDeleteagar main stupidosaurani hota toh abhi ki abhi propose kardaalta..!
but as u said.. its a unisex thing.. so love u! };-)
oooooooh
ReplyDeleteyou must seriously consider making this a career. you'll seriously go great heights!
hehehahahaha.. last wala to ekdun phadu tha!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA @HANDsome males and LEGGY chicks!
ReplyDeleteKeshi.
lol....
ReplyDeleteGood! Actually, the third joke should've ended only with his not accepting the haar. Beyond that it became predictable, but nice setting all the same. I liked first one. :)
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