Female MCP

Many guys are called MCPs (usually) by females.

But do not live under the illusion that only guys can be MCPs.

Don't beleive me?
Here's evidence 1! (obviously you CANNOT argue with such a great figure of authority!)
Here's evidence 2! (another figure of great authority!)

In fact, if you still insist that women can't be MCPs, then you are an MCP!

Whose line is it anyways?

Today morning I received a call on my mobile from an unknown number.
When I picked it up, nobody spoke from the other end. I knew the line was not dead, because there were all sorts of 'usual life' background noises coming.

So as per habit I asked, "Koun bol raha hai"? ("May I know who is speaking?")
No reply.
Again I asked the same thing.
No reply.
Again.
Same.

I must've asked nearly 7-8 times, and was getting irritated.
Suddenly 'inspiration' struck me.
This time I modified the question.
Instead of asking
"Kaun bol raha hai?"
I asked
"Kaun NAHIN bol raha hai?" ("May I know who is NOT speaking?").
And I even started chuckling on the line.

That person immmediately cut the phone.

Its only after the line got disconnected that I realised I should not have asked that 'inspired' question so early :P . After all I get credited 10 paisa talktime for every 1 minute incoming call! (Yes Virgin mobile zindabad!)

(I am feeling tempted to put my mobile number out here, just to get incoming 10 paise from all of you ;) )

Suno Gaav Walon...

I wonder what Dharam paaji was upto, shouting from the top of the water tank or something right in the middle of Ramgarh, pretending to sell or advertise Gauavas, when he did not possess even a single Guava.

"Suno! Guava Lo!"
"Suno! Guava Lo!"

Is this a joke?

A few days back I read a news headline in Times of India. Forgot to post it that day.

The headline read:

"Yahoo! India lays off more people."

I totally fail to understand why some people losing jobs is a good news :P.

I think I've been cheated all my life!

Only now they come and tell me its a FREE MARKET economy! x-(
And all this while I've been actually PAYING money for everything in the market!

Yeh...Tumhari meri baatein..(What is that? :-S )

Three is a company.
Two is a crowd.
Thats when one of the persons is Stupidosaur.

Little Johnny Goes To School

Mommy : Lil Johnny why are you crying?

Johnny : Teacher M'am said when you open a door slightly, it becomes a jar.
So I've been closing this jar all evening but its not becoming a door. Waaaaaaaaaaaah! Sob! Waaaaaaaah!

I love cold and cough...

...because every normal sound comes through with an A. R. Rehman + Dolby Stereo special effect

Name Change Notice...

Taj MeinHell

Ohm's law or अहम्'s law?

Ohm's law is a very basic law of electrical circuits.
Even if you never took up science after high school, you must have heard about it in class 10 science subject.
What ohm's law basically says is
The current through a conductor between two points is directly proportional to the potential difference (i.e. voltage drop or voltage) across the two points, and inversely proportional to the resistance between them. (Wikipedia)

Symbolically
I = V/R
Where...
I = Usual symbol used for electric current
V= Usial symbol used for voltage drop
R=Usual symbol used for resistance of the conductor
Based on this, we can express resistance as..

R= V/I

And this formula is very deep. It is equally applicable to teams of humans.
We (V) are a team. But everyone has the importance of oneself (I). It is this feeling of I that divides the We (V) to give friction , resistance (R) in the team.

I (me, ego, ahamm) divides the We (V) to give Resistance (R)

-Stupidosaur

Gender Bias?

I heard of a group of girls who were groomed for a beauty pageant.
Girls are groomed for so many other great things too.
How come guys are never brided for anything?

The Degree of Stupidity in this world

Even if you can do it, they will let you only if you have the 'degree'.
Even if you have the 'degree' and hence they let you, does not mean you are capable to to it.

:P

Some like playing soccer, but are not good at it.

Some like to paint, but are no good.

Some like to eat goodies, but their heart suffers when they do.

I like being with people.

Relax - the secret of the universe

Initimidated by the Big Bang?
Just block your nose.
Then there will be no difference between Big Bang and Bean Bag.
Then you can easily unravel all its secrets and mysteries.

Grow up. Dont fall for 'anti-ageing' formulae (Is this a title or message?)

"Sheesh! Grow up!"

"Oh yeah? Then how come you use anti-ageing creams and stuff?"

How can we just blame the authorities? Its not so easy is it?

I came out of the house.
Nobody bothered.

I boarded the bus.
Nobody bothered.

I walked in the market with a big backpack.
Nobody bothered.
I did..........
Nobody bothered.
I did...........
Again nobody bothered.
What if I was one of them?

They can strike anywhere. Its just too easy.
How can we watch out everywhere?
They have such an easy task :P. The authorities have a very difficult task. Think about it.

Now you know Hindi picture mein Police end mein hi kyon aati hai.
How could they have known in advance?

How confusing it must be for the school kids :-S !

One two three four....
First second third fourth fifth...

Four fifth = 4/5
Three Fourth = 3/4
Two Third = 2/3
But One Second = Unit of Time
:-S