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Friday, May 15, 2009
Today I am going to reveal a few little known things about myself:

1) I am very good a forecasting future trends and fads.
2) I always try to look exactly like the most famous celebrity.
3) So I knew Zoozoos will become the most popular celebrities and hence I was working really hard since last two years to look exactly like them - untoned floppy limbs, a big ballooning tummy, and a stupid round face!

The first two points are big fat lies.
So is the third point true or a big 'fat' lie?

Anyways, as has been the recent trend, whenever I label a post as 'Nothing really related to post title', I also make it a point to make that label inapplicable. So this is how the title is actually related to the post:

In some cultures, they pronounce 'J' and 'Y' sound/write 'Y' sound as 'J' (whichever way you want to look at it :P)
eg. Benjamin pronounced as Benyamin, Hallelujah pronounced as Halleluyah!

So I have taken the linguistic liberty and formulated new rules:
'Z' sound can be written as 'H' or 'Y'.
'H' and 'Y' letters are to be pronounced as 'Z' sound.

Besides, looking like a celebrity is a matter of rejoicing, aint it ! So ..

Bye. I need to go soosoooo!
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Anonymous said...

Actually the 3rd point is neither a big nor a fat lie... It is a small-thin legged-paunchy lie...

The O&M guys said that they only had women & infrequently children, as their main cast so as to keep the hands & legs thin of the Yooyoo oops zoozoo characters...

Besides, looking like a celebrity is a matter of rejoicing, aint it! it sure is... Congratulations...

Anonymous said...

I go woohoo about zoozoo ads...the are lovely :-)

Nachi said...

soosoo laagi!!!

:D...jaa bhag...

you are a crack pot, Stupid! you know that, don't ya? i know, cause it takes one to know one...

HP said...

big fat liar !

oh wow! the word verification is 'evill' ;)

Poshin_david said...

Liar liar pants on fire

AB said...

Zoozood aren't extinsct!

WV: daulat

Pallav said...

zoozoos, fucking things, i hate them, they are ugly and hideous and god knows how people find them cute.

bloody hell.


Stupidosaur said...

Hmm so Zoozoo are all mostly femme FataLies eh ;)?

Most of them seem pretty gender neutral to me .

Yeah I am practicing to act and look just like them. So that lovely girls find me lovely ;)

Yeah buddy I know. You are a dodo and I a reptile. Both extinct. Cant say birds of a feather, but a part of same evolutionary chain definitely ;)

even if the word verification is evil, I am gonna keep it ;)

Zoozoos don't wear pants ;)

(Hehe no PoDa to you. I was just trying to shorten your long name. Just a joke ;))

Yeah Zoozood never existed.
Only Zoozoos do.
So you are right.
Zoozood aren't extinsct!
Zoozood aren't asdfgh!
Zoozood aren't {insert any meaningless word here}!
Because basically, Zoozood aren't! :P

The correct state of my being is existinct, not extinsct :P



//zoozoos, fucking things...
Sorry buddy I ain't seen an adult zoozoo clip yet :P

Vinisha said...

OMG!! I was gonna make a zoozoo poo poo post today

Good I didn't, you stealing scumbag liar who got ahead of me. :P

deluded said...

I was going to write a looong comment on how funny and awesome you are.


now I gotta soosoo ;)

saima said...

nice blog!! :) i lubb zoozoos :) they are soooo adorable !!!!

dishantparikh said...

very curious to know that culture...

Is that same one where people used to pronounce "Chopra" as "Kopara"... :)

AB said...

galti hum insaano se hi hoti hai... u shud understand this fact!

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