"Give it to me! Give it to me!"
"Whats your name boy?"
"Little Jhonny! Isn't that obvious? You are a character in a joke, and I am the little school boy in that joke! What else could my name be? Such a Stupid question!"
*Since none of the thing in this anecdote actually happened, the other character pretended that the above affront too did not happen. There is a rustle of an attendance record book being flipped through*
"But you have stayed home the whole year!"
"Yes sir! And through all those days, I didn't miss school even once! Not even on weekends!"
(The Dettol ad kinda bored me with its nonsense use dettol->never fall ill->be the kid who never misses school->get some damn prize for it (even if you are otherwise quite dumb and love having dettol on the rocks, with soda :P).
I realised that I do not go to school and don't miss it either .
Hey where's my award!!!!???)