Then one of them had a bright idea! Why not declare words describing women's innerwear as obscene? After all some specific coloured specimen of these had caused major embarassment to some of their own kind once!
So it was decided that their party activists would go on a rampage and harass shopkeepers who sold such goods and displayed advertisements. The merchants were in serious trouble. If they do not display ads, how would people know what they stocked? Business would badly suffer. Displaying pictures was absolutely out of question! Here even the words were banned!
One such dejected and deeply troubled fellow came to his friend Stupidosaur. Problem solved!
From next day, they started displaying such signs:
१२ & ३५ available !
No they were not referring to sizes of any kind :P
(Hint! Hint! Since the numbers are written in Hindi, they are supposed to be read in Hindi!)