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The right angle on the love triangle

Sunday, August 30, 2009
One heroine, two heroes.
a) Both heroes love the same heroine. They call it a love triangle.
b) One hero loves the heroine. But the heroine loves the other hero. They call it a love triangle.

One hero, two heroines.
a) Both heroine love the same hero. They call it a love triangle.
b) One heroine loves the hero. But the hero loves the other heroine. They call it love triangle.

Love triangle?
Not really!

Cases a) We have two 'straight' lines, from the two people A & C of sex 1 to the single person of the other sex 2. That my friends, makes it an angle ABC, not triangle.

Cases b) We have one 'straight' line from person A of sex 1 to person B of sex 2, and then another 'straight' line from person B of sex 2 to person C of sex 1. That my friends, again makes it an angle ABC, not a triangle!

A triangle ABC is possible in extension of either of these cases only when additionally we have a 'line' between person A & C (matlab A ne C pe line marna chahiye, ya C ne A pe ).

But A & C are of the same sex 1.
So one of the two must be gay or bisexual!

Was this true in any of the movies they sold you with the theme of 'love triangle'?
No! I don't think so!

So you have been fooled all along friends!
Go dance!

'Love triangle'? Cute term!

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Double whammy

Wednesday, August 26, 2009
The guy got a squint.
The guy didn't get a girl.
Single girls he saw as double.

P.S.: In comment section of the post How To Get Fired For Dummies, one commenter wanted more such Boss jokes.

About a year ago, I used to make many. Here are some more:

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Humans are funny.

I laugh.
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Right Said Fred!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009
"With great power comes great responsibility."
- Uncle Ben

"But the converse is not true"
- Stupidosaur

"Unless you are Mr. Frodo"
-Sam Gamgee

"I am Frodo!"

"Yeah right!"
-Stupid Alter Ego

"And you neither have nor take great responsibility!"
-Frustrated Dad

"You'll see!"

P.S. I love bore you (as usual)...
..explaining the cause of the label 'Nothing really related to the post title':

"Right said!" is applicable to each of the characters above, but none of them is Fred. FRustrated dAD could be made into FRAD but not Fred. And we do have a mention of Frodo, but he doesn't say anything. Even if he did, he's Frodo not Fred.

Anyways, in case you didn't know, and whether you wanted to know or not,

Right Said Fred is a pop band.

This is my favourite amongst their songs:

Its going to play for me! You'll see!
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How To Get Fired for Dummies

Friday, August 7, 2009
Boss said:
"Stop playing the fool and do some work!"

Dummy said:
"Sir, I am a firm follower of the supreme ideology of
'Work while You work and play while You play'
If you work, I work. If you play, I play!"

Boss said
"You are Dummy/Fired!"

Please note: How to Get Fired for Smarties tutorial doesn't exist. Smarties resign and leave the Boss in a lurch instead.
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Rakhi Celebrations!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Rakhi got tied by 'engagement knot'* to Elesh Parujanwala. But not by his soon to be married sister.

I have not watched this show. I don't have TV.

But I am surprised that the show ended without Mika being given a wild card entry as a candidate.TRPs would have reached a number humans haven't named yet! How could Rakhi miss on such a gimmick :P.

On the sides, this TV swayamwar contest isn't new idea. MTV had such a show. The bride-to-be was some Asian celebriity with chinky eyes (that is to clarify- not Indian Asian). And the added TRP factor? The celebrity lady was a bi. So both guys and girls were competing for her! I don't remember the bride-to-be's name.

But the show wasn't on Indian MTV. A coincidence is that I saw a few episodes when I was in Canada for 3 months. The same country where Rakhi and her 'fiance' are 'suppposed' to be going to attend marriage of her 'would-be-sister-in-law' .

The quotes indicate this: :P

You can find a related/unrelated post of mine here **

* They don't teach this knot in military or paramilitary training.
** Since you are going to that post from this one, the end may not be as much fun. Or it may be.

P.S: Stay tuned for: Rakhi ka breakup. (Not on this blog. On TV :P)
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Monday, August 3, 2009
I feel...

...The world would run a lot better if decisions are reached rather than made.


On the sides...

...A person of many coulours need not be a chameleon. Could be a rainbow.
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Saturday, August 1, 2009
I don't give a damn!

How can I? I just don't possess any 'damn' to give!

But then again, when I say "Curse you!" then I am giving a curse, sort of.

So when I say "Damn you!", does that mean I am giving a damn?

So is the other person better off when I give a damn or don't give a damn?


P.S. : This is purely fictional thought. I dont swear or damn or curse.

:) **angel ring on the head**

Yeah, but its true that I don't give a damn ;)

On the sides, I don't possess any 'company'. But I do occasionally give 'company' to people! Does that make me a fraud ??? ;)
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The Chinese guy disappointed!

Guess what?
Our Chinese guy of the below post was searching for his favourite kind of grub.
He thought he had hit the holy grail when he found the below website url:

He was so disappointed when he actually went to the website!
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