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Vacation from Blog*

Thursday, September 10, 2009
Will not blog for 3 weeks.
Busy LMAO.
Oops! Typo!


*When you are on a vaction from work, you usually don't work. But no one will stop you if you work even on vacation. However that would be INCREDIBLY STUPID!!!!

Similarly, when on vacation from blog, I won't usually blog. But no one will stop me if I blog. However that would be INCREDIBLY STUPID!!!!
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Don't annoy me with your Kit-Kat!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009
How come they never broke up?

Simple! Whenever she said, "Uggh! Give me a break!", he gave her a Kit-Kat!

(That solved things, naturally!)


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Ok Nestle guys, you gotta pay me for this cheesy chocolatey idea now!
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Don Ka Dushman

Friday, September 4, 2009
Read very carefully.....

Are Diwano, Mujeh Pehechano,
Kahan Se Aaya, Mein Hoon Kaun,
Mein Hoon Kaun, Mein Hoon Kaun,
Mein Hoon Kaun, Mein Hoon Mein Hoon Mein Hoon Kaun?

Don Don Don Don Don

Mein Hoon Don, Mein Hoon Don,
Mein Hoon Mein Hoon Mein Hoon Don..

Are Tumne Jo, Dekha Hai, Socha Hai, Samjha Hai, Jaana Hai
Voh Mein Nahin.. Voh Mein Nahin..
Logon Ki, Nazron Ne, Mujhko Yahan Jo Bhi Maana Hai,
Voh Mein Nahin.. Voh Mein Nahin...
Awaara Badal Ko Saudaayi Paagal Ko, Duniya Mein Samjha Hai Kaun,

Are Deewano Mujeh Pehechano, Zara Pehechano, Mein Hoon Don..

Are Yaaron Ka, Jo Yaar Hoon, Yaari Mein Yeh Jaan Luta De Tho,
Mein Hoon Vohi, Mein Hoon Vohi...
Dushman Kaa Dushman Hun Voh, Dushman Ke Chhakke Chhuda De Jo,
Mein Hoon Vohi, Mein Hoon Vohi...
Tum Jaano, Na Jaano, Maine Tho Jaana Hai, Mahefil Mein Kaisa Hai Kaun,

Are Deewano Mujeh Pehechano, Zara Pehechano, Mein Hoon Don..

Are Maine Kya, Socha Hai, Kya Khaab Hai Meri Aankhon Mein,
Tum Jaano Naa, Tum Jaano Naa,
Maine Bhi Badla Hai, Kya Rang Baaton Hi Baaton Mein,
Tum Jaano Naa, Tum Jaano Naa,
Chehere Pe Chehera Hai, Parde Pe Parda Hai,
Duniya Mein Samjha Hai Kaun,

Are Deewano, Mujeh Pehechano, Zara Pehechano, Mein Hoon Don,
Mein Hoon Don, Mein Hoon Don,
Mein Hoon Mein Hoon Mein Hoon Don


Did you notice someting above? All the lines in the song are equally applicable to Don, You and Me, except the bold ones.

People know not where Don comes from, nor who he is. Ditto You and Me!
Don isn't exactly what he appears to be. Ditto You and Me!
No one has understood the free spirited opportunistic and insane Don. Ditto You and Me!
Don feels he would do anything for a friend. Ditto You and Me!

Its the lines in bold that are the key differentiator between Don and the rest of us.

Dushman Kaa Dushman Hun Voh, Dushman Ke Chhakke Chhuda De Jo,
Mein Hoon Vohi, Mein Hoon Vohi...

Thus, Don was is like Abraham Lincoln of the Eunuchs of the Enenmy. He freed them!!! ;)
Have you ever done anything like that? Me neither!



That means, if Don Ka Dushman had not put his Chhakkas in jail, or if Don Ka Dushman had not Enslaved his Chhakkas (we don't really know what Don freed the Chhakkas
from - jail, slavery or something else) then Don would never have got to do his one single glorious deed. The above song wouldn't have been composed. Don would then be just another loser nobody. No threat for his Dushman!

But instead Don defeated Don Ka Dushman.

"Oh yeah? Don and what army?"
"Don and his Army Of Chhootey Huey Dushman Ke Chhakkey!"


Matlab ki...

Don ke Dushman Ki Sabse Badi Galati Yeh Hai...
...Ki Woh Don Ka Dushman Hai!
...Ki Usne Chhakkon Ko Jail Mein Daal Diya ya Enslave Kar Diya!

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The Play

Thursday, September 3, 2009
The best part of the whole game is, I don't even care about it!
-Stupidosaur
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