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Stupid is as Stupid does!

Saturday, November 28, 2009
Stupidosaur needed to call a particular colleaguosaur. The push-button phone with LCD display was right on his desk. But he didn't have the number.

He opened the details page of the colleague in Outlook for the phone number. He selects the number and does a CTRL-C to copy it. Next he goes to the the phone and and starts hunting for CTRL-V buttons on the keypad!
For two moment his entire being was unthinkingly expecting the number to actually pop up on screen as soon as he did a CTRL-V!



This was the height of laziness, stupidity and technology induced fried brain.

Well, actually it could be the next technological innovation too :P
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Profit and Earth

Friday, November 20, 2009
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Sell all of it a 300 % profit (slurp!).
Die of scurvy.
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The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari

Sunday, November 15, 2009
The Head Monk (shrieks at everyone) : "Oiii! Where's my Ferrari?!!!!! Its disappeared! That big fat businessman gifted it to me just a week back!"


The Monk Behind The Tree (to self): "Hehehehe..I am the monk who sold his Ferrari" (evil grin)
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Smooth Tongued

Wednesday, November 11, 2009
If your doctor calls you that, its not a compliment. It just means you probably have B12/Folate deficiency :P
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Two-in-One in the days of LP

दिल चीझ क्या है
आप मेरी जान लीजिये...

One : Get to know know what my heart is.

Two: What is heart anyways! You may even take my life!
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Period...!

Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Argument ender : Blah Blah Blah! Period!
Other ender : Period!
Argument ender (thinking other ender is mock mimicking ) : Period!
Other ender : Great! So as I was saying...
Argument ender : Hey I said "Period!"
Other ender : Together we said it thrice. So that makes it three dots (...). So I took it as an invitation to continue ;)
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Hello! How do you do?

Monday, November 2, 2009
"Why do you ask? Its none of your business :P"
"Of course its not my business! I rather think of it as my job ;)"
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Isn't arranged marriage against the principle of natural selection & evolution?

Yes/No?
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