This is original!

When people talk about PiRated movies, I wonder  if thats around 3.14 out 5 or 10!

I forgot the title. It was a good memory though.

To have many Good Chocolates, you got to have at least A Good Chocolate to begin with.
But you can have many Bad Memories only if you do not have A Bad Memory at all!

-Stupidosaur

Chance Pe Dunce

Said the indignant fuming young lady, "Chance marega? Huh? Well young man, you have succeeded in your misadventure! Any chance you had with me - mar gaya ab!"

Basically - chance mara, toh mar gaya chance ;)

The problem

Those who don't have a problem precisely because a solution is already working for them neither recognize the problem, nor appreciate the solution.

-Stupidosaur