A comment by Abhishek Sim there set me thinking. What would have the joke that he mentioned actually been like...
Why should a guy wanting to get paired up go to a temple?
Diya, Deepika...haan woh bhi,
Khushi bhi mil sakti hai,
Arrey haan, wahan aksar Vidhi bhi hoti hai,
Kisi kisi ko Deeksha bhi prapt hoti hai.
Mandir ki Garima toh ekdum khas hoti hai.
Aur kuchh mandiron ki Shobha badi hi sundar hoti hai. (Spell checker of Chrome is prompting me to change hoti to hot)
Why should a girl wanting to get paired go to a temple?
Omkar hoga, Om bhi,
I am feeling sleepy and giving up for now. Who all do you expect to meet up with at temples? Comments section is wide open! Continue the lists!
(BTW title is a song (not title song ;) ) from Dev D, which is quite fitting, since the movie has both 'Dev' in title and marriage somewhere in the theme ;) )