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When I decided to Levy Straws on the reader

Tuesday, June 28, 2011
How drowning men, cats, straws, camels and your sucky life are all related...
I always knew my life sucked. One day I found out why. Straws suck. My life, it turned out was a straw. And that is how it broke my back.-The camel with a broken back.
P.S. : I wonder how the cat manages. It has nine lives. Would the tenth one have been the last straw? Does that mean I am the unsung hero? With even more lives than the cat?

P.P.S. : All this also proves that a drowning man clutching at the straws is basically trying to hold on to dear life. But then we knew that already.



P.P.P.S: Stupidosaur says (and not the camel) : Who knew it is possible to write about 15 sentences connected through unrelated phrases talking about drowning men, cats, camels, straws and how sucky one's life is while giving it all a touch of a philosophical fable and finally signing off giving it a title that is a horrible pun on some apparel brand (Levi Strauss) :P
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11 comments :

Richa said...

oh the sucking is because of the straw. and i always thought it was the vacuum. Enlightened.

Dishita said...

Your labels just spoke enough for the post:).

Zeba said...

Aren't you a talanted little straw? This is just amazing. Who would have thought this to be possible? I can safely say I have never read something this disconnected yet connected. Sigh.

orchidsandpatience said...

Hilarious!

wise donkey said...

wow :)))))))
next time i will look at the straw with more respect:)

Sach! said...

Lol :)

My first time here and have loved your blog.

Paradox Philic said...

:) As always you continue to amaze me with the power to twist words according to your whims and still make sense!

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Live2cherish said...

U still alive?

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Zeba said...

Come on. Update already. I want to read. :)

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