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Train departs with jerks and screeches...

Tuesday, June 17, 2008
I read the sentence which I have chosen as the title of this post in a story written by a blogger Ceedy.
My brain being the insanity that it is, first associated 'jerks' in the sentence as the derisive kind of word used for males who are insensitive, foolish, cruel, unrefined, obtuse etc as soon as I read it. As if the train departed with some guy passengers who were such jerks! Then as I read the sentence towards its end, the meaning and context became quite clear.

But still the thought lingered, and grew strong and clear.
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Boys and Girls!
Deviyon aur Sajjanon!
Jerks and Screeches!
Welcome aboard the Toyland Train!

A 'Screech' seems such an apt term for a female who is acting all hysterical shrieking bitchy screaming drama queen for a reason that is actually no reason at all!

A Jerk X A Screech!

"You are such a jerk!"
"You are such a screech!"

Ah what a 'great' experience it would be to travel in a train compartment full of such jerks and screeches!

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6 comments :

ceedy said...

:) or :(....

when you plan this trip dont forget to invite me....

BTW it was fun creating the story with you on Pri's Blog :)

Maryum said...

nice! u r such a genuis..screech can totally replace bitch...waisay bhi bitch sounds too bitchy...

Stupidosaur said...

@ceedy
I am a jerk. You got to be a jerk or a screech to accompany. Welcome if you fit the bill.

Yeah the story cooking was fun :)

@maryum

Every member of genus Stupidosaura is a genius stupidosaur.

And even if a screech replaces a bitch, I dont see how that would be good for the husband.

Solitaire said...

Make sure you take your IPOD along!

Maryum said...

husband ko to tum aur urv already dog declare kar chuke ho na us k blog main... :D

Stupidosaur said...

@solitaire

see my reply to ceedy
I am a jerk.
Cool Doods keep IPODS. Jerks dont.


@maryum

If the husband is dog, then we should strictly let bitch remain bitch. If a screech would replace a bitch, husband dog ka kya hoga?

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