When I decided to Levy Straws on the reader

How drowning men, cats, straws, camels and your sucky life are all related...

I always knew my life sucked. One day I found out why. Straws suck. My life, it turned out was a straw. And that is how it broke my back.-The camel with a broken back.
P.S. : I wonder how the cat manages. It has nine lives. Would the tenth one have been the last straw? Does that mean I am the unsung hero? With even more lives than the cat?

P.P.S. : All this also proves that a drowning man clutching at the straws is basically trying to hold on to dear life. But then we knew that already.

P.P.P.S: Stupidosaur says (and not the camel) : Who knew it is possible to write about 15 sentences connected through unrelated phrases talking about drowning men, cats, camels, straws and how sucky one's life is while giving it all a touch of a philosophical fable and finally signing off giving it a title that is a horrible pun on some apparel brand (Levi Strauss) :P