A joke about happy tears.
"What is wrong? Why are you crying?!"
"Oh, nothing these are tears of joy!"
"Ah! That is nice! What kind of joy are we talking about?
"The joy of cutting onions, of course!"
Yes folks, a silly little joke that you can be sure I made up while cutting onions yesterday.
BTW ever wondered how many onions do they have to cut to gather all the tear gas for use around the world every year? ;)