Alphabet - ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPRSTUVWXYZ ------------>
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Consonants - BCDFGHJKLMNPQRSTVWXYZ
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Vowels - AEIOU
"IT SUCKS!"
If you just move back a consonant and a vowel...
"IT ROCKS!"
B C D F G H J K L M-
B C D Q F G H J K L M N P I I
B C Q D F G H J K L M N P T T
I
B C D F G H J K L M N P Q R S T V W X Y Z
B C D F G H J K L Q IA E I O U
B C D F Q G H J K L M N P C C
B C D F G Q H J K L M N P K K
B C D F G H Q J K L M N P S S
B C D F G H J Q K L M N P I! I!
There's just a little difference between the two!
1) How jobless are u ?
ReplyDelete2) What makes you think i will lol at that?
3) Can I sue you for making such sad jokes and still ending up making me laugh even if its not funny?
:| item u are, dude :-w
@Mads
ReplyDeleteErr Lady,
1) How much can you go on baselessly presuming?
2) What makes you think this was supposed to be a joke? The labels do not say 'funny' or 'joke' anywhere :P
3) Yahan koi case nahin banta! Court will hold you in contempt :P
There are some things that are called lateral thinking. Something like it (I am not making any claims to authentic super lateral thinking) sometimes outomatically happens inside my head. So I dump it here. That is it! :P
If you find it interesting, do come and read. But don't always expect things to be funny around here.
In fact, only 44 of my posts are lebelled 'Funny some find this funny' and 15 are labelled 'Stupid-o-sore' jokes. Some other labels may also have funny posts, but I am not too bothered to give accurate statistics here. Again some of the labels may be for the same post. Anyways the point is, out of nearly 268 posts till date, some less than 100 must have attempted to be funny.
Others are philosophy, melancholic depressing thoughts, creative thoughts, some queer things I observed, or just How am I today kinda posts. I post anything. It can sometimes be funny, but I have not committed to be funny :P
Did you ever realise how "It sucks" and "It rocks" could be alphabetically related? Well I realised, felt a little happy about what I realised, and thought maybe a few people will find it interesting. And even if nobody finds it interesting, I will still post it. I did not start this blog to be especially popular. Each blogger I know knows and comments on more blogs than I do. So many of bloggers of their 'circle' do not even know of my existence. And I don't especially care.
I just blog to dump whatever weird thoughts occur to me. Earlier I did it in diaries. Then blog came along. Thats it.
//:| item u are, dude :-w
I agree. I must've used words like weird and peculiar a lot above.
No offence by above comment. I was aonly explaining.
ReplyDeleteAnd anyways, how can you forget that you gave me 2 awards
1) Funny Blogger award.
2) Versatile blogger award.
In this post I was being 'Versatile' rather than 'Funny'.
Samajh na aawey to tooshan karalo ;)
for a second, i didnt knw what wa happening. but here's what I have to things to say:
ReplyDeleteit sucked so much that it rocked! ;P
haha! liked it very much! the sucking post surely rocked!
ReplyDeletehow do u find time to do all this?
Rocked when it sucked or vice versa!! ha ha either way LOL
ReplyDeleteHary
so if a girl says 'Im gonna rock tonight'
ReplyDeletedoes she mean.......?
hmm... mensa days...
ReplyDeleteYou Rock!
ReplyDeleteWe will we will suck you!
:-ss bhagwaan k liye mere comment pe comment nahi karna.. mereko darr lagta hai!
sachhi! :-{
Bhagwan k liye bhi mat karna aur kisi aur k liye bhi mat karna!
ReplyDeletekhudke liye u can!
and i meant it was damn cool :-w
ReplyDeleteand i didnt mean to offend u by my comment :-ss
sorry abt that. will take care not to create any misunderstanding by my comments the next time :-s
i found this particular post funnily different...btw :-w
;)
ReplyDeletemay be in a differnt way if you want to interpret than....IT means "Information Technology"...
ReplyDeletesometime "IT SUCKS"...
sometime "IT ROCKS"... he he he :P
uff....headache headache...
ReplyDelete*claps* @ deluded...atleast I read his comment till d end :D
Hey, Stupidosaur enjoyed your first comment! Maybe, more than any other post on this blog!
ReplyDeleteGood observation, I must say.
@Deluded:
If she says she'll ROCK, and if you move PEPSODENT forth your BOWEL, as was approximately required in the exercise prescribed by Stupidosaur, she'll actually SUCK!